The city is a brief biography

It is read in 9 minutes, the original is 7 hours from the film “It” this story - the “genuine” chronicle of the city of Glupova, the “Glupovsky chronicler”, hugging the period of time with the city “from the publisher”, the author especially insists on the authenticity of the “chronicler” and invites the reader to “catch the physiognomy of the city and investigate how various changes were reflected in its history, which simultaneously occurred in the highests in the highest.

areas ". Advertising "Chronicler" is opened by the "appeal to the reader from the last archivist-script." The archivist sees the chronicler’s task to “be an image” of “touching correspondence” - the authorities, “to the best of the daring”, and the people, “to the best of thanks to”. History, therefore, is the history of the reign of various mayors. First, the head of the prehistoric “On the root of the origin of the Glubovtsy” is given, where it tells how the ancient people of the Golovotapov defeated the neighboring tribes of Morzedov, Lukoedov, Kittychikh, etc.

But, not knowing what to do, so that there was order, the heads went to look for the prince. They turned not to one prince, but even the most stupid princes did not want to “get stupid” and, teaching the rod, released them with honor. Then they called for the head of the Monotor thief, who helped them find the prince. The prince agreed to “get”, but did not go to live with them, sending a new thief instead of himself.

The Golovotyapov himself called the prince the prince "fools", from here the name of the city went. The Glupovites were humble, but the Novotor needed riots to pacify them. But soon he wandered before that the prince "sent a loop to the wrong slave." The prince and the rulers sent the advertisement - the Odoevts, the Orlovs, Kalyazin - but they all turned out to be real thieves.

Then the prince "with these words, historical times began." The following is “inventory to the city principles at different times to the city of Zhupov from the Vyshny authorities,” after which the biographies of “wonderful mayors” are given in detail. In the city, he immediately struck the Sibupovtsev with gloomy and laconic. His only words were “I will not tolerate! The city was lost in conjectures, until once the writer, having entered the report, saw a strange sight: the body of the mayor, as usual, was sitting at the table, his head was completely empty on the table.

Stupid was shocked. But then they remembered the clock and organ affairs of the master Baibakov, who secretly visited the mayor, and, calling him, they found out everything. In the head of the mayor, in one corner, an organ was placed, which could perform two musical plays: “I will ruin! But on the road, the head was drew and needed to repair. Baibakov himself could not cope and turned to St.

Petersburg for help, from where they promised to send a new head, but for some reason his head was lingering. Advertising came a non -cognition, which ended with the appearance of two identical mayors at once. The crowd slowly and in silence parted. " The newsletter immediately arrived from the province and took both impostors. And the Silaovtsy, left without the mayor, immediately fell into anarchy.

The anarchy lasted the next week, during which six mayors changed in the city. The claims were the first to be based on the short -term mayor of her husband, the second - her father, and the third - and herself was the mayor of the mayor. The claims of Nelki Lyadokhovskaya, and then Dunka-Tolstipatoy and Matrenka-Nozdri were even less justified. In breaks between military operations, the fools dropped some citizens from the bell tower and drowned others.

But they are tired of anarchy. Finally, a new mayor arrived in the city - Semen Konstantinovich Kalokurov. His activity in Zhubapov was beneficial. Advertising at the next ruler, Peter Petrovich Ferdyshchenka, the city flourished for six years. But in the seventh year, "Ferdyshchenka confused the demon." The city ruler inflamed his love for the Yamshchikova wife Alenka. But Alenka responded to him.

Then, with the help of a number of consecutive measures, Alenka’s husband, Mitka, stuck and sent to Siberia, and Alenka formed. On the Zhupov, through the mayor’s sins, the drought collapsed, and hunger came behind it. People began to die. Then came the end and Glupovsky patience. At first they sent a walker to Ferdyshchenka, but the walker did not return.

Then they sent a petition, but this did not help either. Then they got to Alenka, and threw her off the bell tower. But Ferdyshchenko did not doze off, but wrote reports to the authorities. They did not send bread to him, but the team of soldiers arrived. Through the next hobby of Ferdyshchenka, shooting house, fires came to the city. The Pushkarskaya settlement was burning, followed by the Sloboda Swamps and a wretch.

Ferdyshchenko stared again, returned home to the “strata” and called the team. Ferdyshchenka’s reign ended with travel. The city ruler went to the city pasture. In different places, the townspeople greeted him and was waiting for dinner. On the third day of the trip, Ferdyshchenko died of overeating. Having studied the history of Glupov, he found only one example to follow - Kalokurov.

But his achievements were already forgotten, and the Silapovites even stopped sowing mustard. Borodavkin ordered to correct this mistake, and in punishment he added Provencal oil.But the Glubovites did not succumb. Then Borodavkin went on a military campaign to Streltskaya Sloboda. Not everything in the nine -day campaign was successful. In the dark, they fought with their own.

Many real soldiers were fired and replaced with tin soldiers. But Borodavkin survived. Having reached the Sloboda and no one, he began to pull out at home on the logs. And then Sloboda, and behind it the whole city surrendered. Subsequently, there were several more wars for enlightenment. In general, the rule led to the impoverishment of the city, which finally ended in the next ruler, a villain.

In this state, Zhubov found Cherkeshenin Mikeladze. No events were held in this rule. Mikeladze pulled away from administrative measures and was engaged only in the female sex, to which there was a big hunter. The city was resting. Advertising was replaced by Cherkeshenin Feophilakt Irinarchovich Benevolensky, a friend and comrade of Speransky in the seminary. He was distinguished by a passion for the law.

But since the mayor did not have the right to issue his laws, Benevolensky issued laws secretly, in the house of Kupchikha Raspova, and scattered them around the city at night. However, he was soon fired for relations with Napoleon. The next was the lieutenant colonel pimple. He did not deal with business at all, but the city blossomed. The crops were huge.

The Silovites were wary. And the mystery of the acne was disclosed by the leader of the nobility. A great lover of minced meat, the leader sensed that the mayor smells of truffles and, unable to stand it, attacked and ate a stuffed head. After that, the state adviser Ivanov arrived in the city, but “turned out to be so small that he could not accommodate anything lengthy,” and died. His successor, emigrant Viscount de Shario, constantly had fun and was sent abroad by order of the authorities.

By examination, he turned out to be a girl. Finally, the state adviser Erast Andreyevich Grustilov appeared to Zhubov. By this time, the fools had forgotten the true God and clung to the idols. Under him, the city is finally mired in debauchery and laziness. Having hoped for their happiness, they stopped sowing, and hunger came to the city. Grustilov was busy with daily balls.

But everything suddenly changed when he appeared about n. The wife of the pharmacist Pfeifer indicated to Grustilov the path of good. The holy fools and miserable, experiencing heavy days during the worship of the idols, became the main people in the city. The Glupovtsy repented, but the fields stood empty. Gluovsky Bomond gathered at night for reading G. Insurance and "admiration", which the bosses soon found out, and Grustilov was shifted.

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